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tauro-scatology 

This term is a synonym for bullshit.
Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

Slapologize 

To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)
Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!

Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.
Slapologize by PearlFly January 28, 2013

bovine scatology 

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
bovine scatology by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004
scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.
hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.
scatology by baugh July 3, 2004

Suavologist 

A person that is smoothly agreeable and courteous; Sweet; pleasant; delightful; gracious or agreeable; in manner; attractive and just wants to make people happy.
Man 1: Damn nigga, you got it like dat? You a pimp dawg.

Man 2:"I aint a pimp, I'm a suavologist :-)"
Suavologist by Cindy May 3, 2004
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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