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tauro-scatology 

This term is a synonym for bullshit.
Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

soulology 

Soulology is the deep study of the origins of the soul and what it seeks as nourishment. It is a study in humanity without any religious boundaries, barriers and limitations.
soulology, anthropology, humanities, biology, chemistry, liberal arts
soulology by Samuel Nazer Walsh November 2, 2011

Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

Slapologize 

To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)
Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!

Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.
Slapologize by PearlFly January 28, 2013

bovine scatology 

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
bovine scatology by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004
scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.
hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.
scatology by baugh July 3, 2004