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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.
You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"
Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"
Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
sLApeton
A sub genre of Hip Hop/urban Latin, West coast slaps mixed with regaetton. Originated out of the Los Angeles Area.
sLApeton by MoneyMakinMitch2021 November 14, 2021
Slapathon
Slapathon by Dragonman17 June 28, 2010
Slapathetic
A description of one's face that looks so pathetic; people would just want to slap his/her face for nothing.
Slapathetic by oraco January 7, 2004
sLApeton
That sLApeton, me and teezy made a song. Like a mega tree bend over and shake a branch we just take a leaf. -Wallie The Sensei
sLApeton by MoneyMakinMitch2021 November 14, 2021
Slagetha Christie
Slagetha Christie by Whosaskin? August 6, 2011
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026