Huck

The act of throwing or lobbing an object that must be a grenade or something that blows up.

"Man i hate J-Dog, i'm gonna huck a nade in his lunch"

"Dude he's my dad"

"So... u want in?"

by Gerdemann25 August 07, 2007

Transunteragonal Portal

A portal that takes a person from the enterance to a subway station to space. These portals are invisible to all with impure gnoll heritage. Such a portal has been known to be used by Crazy Eddy to get from Toronto to Mars.

"Shit son where did Crazy Eddy go?"

"He probably used his Transunteragonal Portal to get to his poon palace on Mars"

"Nope he's over there, he was just behind that Alaskan shrub for a second"

"Oh"

by Gerdemann25 August 04, 2007

Crazy Eddy

A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man

"Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"

"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"

"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"

by Gerdemann25 August 04, 2007

Mongolian Industries

A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing

"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"

"Huh?"

"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"

"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)

by Gerdemann25 August 04, 2007

Slam Ball

A form of basketball where there is a mini trampoline in front of both baskets so that even players with 0 hops can dunk

"Dude, I got a mini trampoline so we can play Slam Ball on Carlos's court"

"Yeah...Carlos died"

"Sounds like an open court to me."

by Gerdemann25 August 07, 2007

NOMG

Literally stands for "No My God". Translates more smoothly to "Oh my god no way". It is used to express extreme surprise at an unlikely event such as a hideous male scoring some Slam-A-Licious Babes. A first response

"I heard that Kartuigan is going out with Stacey now."

"NOMG, that's awesome. Way better than the Razorback he was dating before"

by Gerdemann25 October 24, 2007

Semi-Bro

A generally respectable person who exibits some bro-like characteristics. Such a person may listen to music such as Dave Matthews, Incubus or Jack Johnson. They may dress like a bro with a popped collar and plad shorts or they may use bro phrases like "Chill, lets just chill" or "Lets just kick back with the bros" or "Bro out man this is gonna b awesome" However, a Semi-Bro has the sense to only exhibit one or at most two of these behaviors and still has a chance to be a respected member of soceity. Generally a term of affection for someone that one enjoys the company of and as such the bro habits are amusing rather than frustrating in a Semi-Bro

"Dude lets hook up with Yeates and chill and play some gamecube"

"Wat are you, a bro? Listen to the words coming out of your mouth"

"F*ck you, im not a bro"

"Don't worry bout it man, you've just been hanging out with Jackson too much, your a Semi-Bro at most"

by Gerdemann25 September 22, 2007