Definitions by Gerdemann25
NOMG
Literally stands for "No My God". Translates more smoothly to "Oh my god no way". It is used to express extreme surprise at an unlikely event such as a hideous male scoring some Slam-A-Licious Babes. A first response
"I heard that Kartuigan is going out with Stacey now."
"NOMG, that's awesome. Way better than the Razorback he was dating before"
"NOMG, that's awesome. Way better than the Razorback he was dating before"
NOMG by Gerdemann25 October 24, 2007
Semi-Bro
A generally respectable person who exibits some bro-like characteristics. Such a person may listen to music such as Dave Matthews, Incubus or Jack Johnson. They may dress like a bro with a popped collar and plad shorts or they may use bro phrases like "Chill, lets just chill" or "Lets just kick back with the bros" or "Bro out man this is gonna b awesome" However, a Semi-Bro has the sense to only exhibit one or at most two of these behaviors and still has a chance to be a respected member of soceity. Generally a term of affection for someone that one enjoys the company of and as such the bro habits are amusing rather than frustrating in a Semi-Bro
"Dude lets hook up with Yeates and chill and play some gamecube"
"Wat are you, a bro? Listen to the words coming out of your mouth"
"F*ck you, im not a bro"
"Don't worry bout it man, you've just been hanging out with Jackson too much, your a Semi-Bro at most"
"Wat are you, a bro? Listen to the words coming out of your mouth"
"F*ck you, im not a bro"
"Don't worry bout it man, you've just been hanging out with Jackson too much, your a Semi-Bro at most"
Semi-Bro by Gerdemann25 September 22, 2007
Huck
Huck by Gerdemann25 August 7, 2007
Slam Ball
A form of basketball where there is a mini trampoline in front of both baskets so that even players with 0 hops can dunk
"Dude, I got a mini trampoline so we can play Slam Ball on Carlos's court"
"Yeah...Carlos died"
"Sounds like an open court to me."
"Yeah...Carlos died"
"Sounds like an open court to me."
Slam Ball by Gerdemann25 August 7, 2007
Slam-A-licious Babes
"Dude check out those Slam-A-Licious Babes over there on that bench"
"THOSE ARE MEN!"
"Whatever deal with it."
"THOSE ARE MEN!"
"Whatever deal with it."
Slam-A-licious Babes by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007
Mongolian Industries
A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing
"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"
"Huh?"
"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"
"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)
"Huh?"
"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"
"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)
Mongolian Industries by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007
Transunteragonal Portal
A portal that takes a person from the enterance to a subway station to space. These portals are invisible to all with impure gnoll heritage. Such a portal has been known to be used by Crazy Eddy to get from Toronto to Mars.
"Shit son where did Crazy Eddy go?"
"He probably used his Transunteragonal Portal to get to his poon palace on Mars"
"Nope he's over there, he was just behind that Alaskan shrub for a second"
"Oh"
"He probably used his Transunteragonal Portal to get to his poon palace on Mars"
"Nope he's over there, he was just behind that Alaskan shrub for a second"
"Oh"
Transunteragonal Portal by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007