Scamball

a) A person that is attempting to cheat the system

b) A person attempting to avoid established rules or requirements through fraudulent means

That scamball is taking unemployment payments even though he got a job.

by Olivia Blackwell May 3, 2011

slamball season

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.

Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"

by juice45 August 13, 2009

scumball

A slimy rotten, stinky, dufus of a person whom you hate with a passion. A dirtball whom you'd rather shoot than spend any time with.

That rotten scumball just cut me off! The Freak! He deserves to die!

by Drew Switala August 18, 2005

Slamball

The meatballs provided by most school cafeterias or any other eatery that is usually cheap, dirty, and/or served by filthy individuals. Slamballs typically are made up of one key ingredient, grade Z ground beef and are somehow satisfyingly tasty even though the consequences of the slamball are usually not worth it. Should usually be passed on but often is not.

Sally: "Let's go make out after 6th period lunch!?!?"

Me: "Normally I would babe, but they are serving slamball hoagies today. I know once I'm done eating I'll need to drop a hammer in the bathroom. Can I get a raincheck on that?"

by SixBowls August 20, 2010

scaballion

The act of performing or receiving oral sex

Man, she just hooked it up with the best scaballion I've ever gotten

by GKang April 13, 2015

screwball scramball

To understand the perpetrators of this crime see labrat.

Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.

"okay guys were down to the last tube of the good stuff, SCREWBALL SCRAMBALL MOTHER FUCKERS".

Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"

by jebusmoore January 10, 2008

Slamballed

When a female dances aggresively on a male, as if attempting to cause testicular damage

"Dude i totally got slamballed by this drunk chick at Phi Kappa Tau last night, my nuts are killing me"

by mtp5081 March 21, 2010