Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

by bill June 7, 2004

Slam-Hammed

Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.

After the ten hours at the bar and 20 shots I was completely slam-hammed.

by Ben Filippini May 24, 2003

Slam-hammered

Being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.

When you are slam-hammered it's hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.

by JelinaCulia May 14, 2009

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

slaghammer

male genetalia,the penis.used to pound a slags fanny.
hence slaghammer

i was in a club and took this girl down the back alley and gave her a rodding with my slaghammer.

by john boy oliver June 22, 2008

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003