Slam Wagon

A large pick up truck capable of slamming through smaller vehicles or pushing them out of the way. Usually four wheel drive.

My Uncle Tits has a slam wagon. He ran through two Saturns and a Jeep with it.

by JPizzle123 September 30, 2010

Slam Wagon

1. A girl who is too ugly, or large to be referred to as a slam piece.

2. One step down from slam piece on the ladder of objectifying girls. One step above a grundle troll.

Bro 1: "Did you see that slam piece that Derek hooked up with the other night?" "

Bro 2: "That wasn't a slam piece. That was a slam wagon. Imported from Detroit."

by Brolocinco October 29, 2011

slagwagon

Not your average slag, will take it anyplace, anywhere, anytime with anyone maybe everyone at once.

That slagwagon took micky up the arse and his mate jim up the front last night at the same time

by Frank Curran March 5, 2005

slagwagon

Any taxi, car, minivan, motorbike, hovercraft or other method of automotive vehicular transport seen in the vicinity of a popular nightclub or bar, intent on ferrying gaggles of intoxicated mid-twenties women; either as fare or as an attempt to gain sexual favours.

"Dude, we're not going to get a cab from here. These are all slagwagons."

Jennifer's friends convinced her there was nothing wrong with getting blind drunk and taking a slagwagon home.

by DarkPansy May 19, 2009

Jewwish slamwagon

A Jew who prefers to take it from 5 guys whilst holstering a shotgun between his cheeks.

That dude Chris is a jewwish slamwagon playing BO4

by FullGooganOwO December 9, 2019

Slapwagon

(noun) A wildly unpredictable situation, person, or thing that unexpectedly becomes a hit or gains massive attention despite being chaotic or messy.

"That new indie game is such a slapwagon. It looks janky, but everyone loves it."
"The party turned into a total slapwagon when the karaoke machine caught fire, but somehow, it was the best night ever."

by Sigmaskibidi December 3, 2024