slagbat

A penis of terrifyingly large proportions.

Glenda : You seem to be walking uncomfortably today Brenda.
Brenda : I didn't realise until too late that he was equipped with a slagbat.

by Borksley May 24, 2018

Slagboat

'Slag' (dog,devious,untrustworthy,grass) 'Boat' (face)
A slaggy boat. Somebody considered untrustworthy, reguarly pulling snakey moves on friends and just generally being a c*nt. Hangs about with gangster crowd pretending to be a drug dealer type but never sold a penny's worth.

That paul's a right slagboat - I've got no time for the geezer.

John, you cheeky fu*king slagboat wheres my puff?!?

by Jbird86 March 18, 2012

slugbat

SLUGBAT - A recently discovered predator lurking in many gardens around Scotland, mainly the Lanarkshire area. A slugbat is formed on the 16th day of each month and whilst the body is uncanny to that of a massive slug...great white bat wings protrude horizontally from each side of it's slimy body. Slugbats also have 23 inch fangs used for stabbing big bad men and squirting chedder all over the sea.

SLUGBAT -A huge slimey sluggy bat crawling across the garden using its mass fangs for destroying local grocery stores and all apex predators.

by the slug promoter May 22, 2009

SLAGIATT

An acrostic meaning Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

Why did I do it? I don't know...SLAGIATT!

by Morpheus61 November 5, 2004

slagatha

a hoe with a leng mother who is also a raging tory supporter.

ayo peep this fam there’s slagatha

by wavydon0161 January 2, 2020

shagbattical

Taking time off work to enjoy a bit of the other. An extension of the concept of the duvet day.

Sorry for not coming in today Smithers-Jones, but it seems a crime not to take a shagbattical after going at it like the clappers with Grunhilde all last night. I got my head down early but somehow I'm still tired...

by Chris McMc May 10, 2005

slagrat

used to describe smelly, underage female sluts who facially resemble rats and other small rodents. commonly found roaming streets and hassling innocent bystanders at bus-stops.

Example 1
Franklin: Dude, did you see that bitch just moon our car?
Bart: Oh Yeah. She's such a slagrat.

by jef ef January 16, 2011