Slaep

a goofy way of saying the word slap, don't get it confused with the word sleep.

IM GONNA SLAEP YOU! >:(

by SolarTheStarLord February 15, 2025

Moe Slap!

A hard slap of the hand to someone's head or face, like Moe from the 3 Stooges would deliver.

"Man, when Stan gets here I'm gonna Moe Slap! the hell outa him!!!"

by unstable bob January 4, 2008

pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

Tee tee slap

When a male slaps a woman with his limp penis in the face, causing a slapping sound.

I love to get out of the shower, walk up to my girlfriend and give her a good tee tee slap to the face.

by Queenaquanesha January 23, 2012

Slap Fire

The art of slapping fire out of a person is to give said person an intense slap that will leave their face red for an extended period of time.

Guy 1-" yo you see that mothafucka giving me that crooked eye"

Guy 2-" yea homeboys grilling dumb hard right now"

Guy 1-"if he keeps it up ima slap fire outta him"

by Profound (Brooklyn, ny) July 7, 2010

Slamposium

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.

While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

by Chiever feat. Five Dolla January 27, 2012

National Slap Your Sibling Day

A national holiday where you can slap your siblings! It’s a wonderful day.

“Hey, sister.”
“Hey, what’s up”
“Happy national slap your sibling day!”
“Wha-“
*slaps*

by yourveryownmother October 28, 2020