schlabbergasted

Used as an adjective or noun, describing the state of someone who is insanely drunk or shit faced, but is aware of their state and fighting to remain conscious for some reason. This fight to avoid blacking out can be for various reasons. This is typically so that they can get somewhere in time to attempt to avoid getting into trouble, make it to work, or attend to their responsibilities.

The term "schlabbergasted" is a play on the word "flabbergasted," as people in this state have the face of someone who appears flabbergasted due to the fact that they are fighting the effects of a large amount of alcohol.

It originated among drunken ROTC cadets at UNG trying to get back to their dormitories from Johnny B's shitfaced in time before "TAPS" at midnight to avoid punishment.

Dude, did you see that guy stumbling back to the barracks fucking schlabbergasted at 2358? If he doesn't make it back in time, his company commander is gonna fucking kill him.

schlabbergasted by NoTacticals February 18, 2024

Slabbergasted 

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm

“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

Slabbergasted by ColaBottleMami May 15, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016