SkunkDive 

Unfortunate situation when one performs oral sex on an african-american female who has a yeast infection.

I was feeling randy so i call LaSquisha the town hoe over. I proceeded to go down on her when i discovered i was in a skunkdive. That nasty hoe gave me the sourdough treatment.

SkunkDive by Team Boo November 29, 2006

spankdive 

to combine the two motions of spanking (flattened hand landing flush on someone else's buttocks) with diving (a quick dart or plunge, usually resulting in one falling to the ground). The result is a continuous, cumulative action, which may result accidentally (due to a fall) or intently.

Marlon wanted slap Kobie upside the head but tripped and spankdove him instead.

Boris wanted to cop a feel but she was too far away, so he decided to utilize a spankdive.

spankdive by Redwan September 30, 2007

skundies 

A skid-marked pair of undies on a girls bedroom floor.

I used to think she was hot, then i noticed she had skundies all over her floor.

skundies by Alann bundy October 24, 2008

skindiver 

An alcoholic drink prepared with gin and pineapple juice.

Patron: Gimme a skindiver.

Bartender: Coming right up. You have fucking AWESOME taste, if I may say so.

skindiver by Malcuntent August 1, 2018