Skulltopping

A superior form of masturbation done by making a light fist over the tip of your penis and squeezing while moving up. It stimulates far more than traditional masturbating and simulates oral. The name derives from the general shape of the hand while it stimulates the penis.

Dude I was skulltopping last night and I blew the fattest load of all time.

I was doing fine in NNN until I figured out how to skulltop.

Skulltopping by Dr. Skulltop November 2, 2022

Skullcapping

A sexual action, in which a part of a female's skull is removed, exposing the brain to open air. Then, a male places his genitals on the brain in a style often refered to as "teabagging". The action is highly discouraged as it usually results in death of the female.

Some old man was seen skullcapping Lindsey.

Skullcapping by Ryan,Brock and Justin May 8, 2008

SkullPoppingFunkSpunk 

A word that a person such as myself uses to trey and get a google whack ;)

SkullPoppingFunkSpunks dood I will be fucking amazed if this get's a google whack

SkullPoppingFunkSpunk by PiffChuck March 19, 2004

Skullfapping 

Skullfapping is the better version of skullfucking. It is when you insert your penis into their throat and then masturbate selfishly and as quickly and rough as possible. Skullfapping is best done in a 69 position and is most enjoyable if you have a huge penis. It is standard procedure to fart immediately after orgasm and then pull out and go on with your day with zero emotional attatchment to the act.

"My girlfriend is amazing, she lets me skullfap any time I feel the slightest whim."
"She is hot, would love to have that as my skullfapping toy."

Skullfapping by One_True_God July 29, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004