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Skulltopping

A superior form of masturbation done by making a light fist over the tip of your penis and squeezing while moving up. It stimulates far more than traditional masturbating and simulates oral. The name derives from the general shape of the hand while it stimulates the penis.
Dude I was skulltopping last night and I blew the fattest load of all time.

I was doing fine in NNN until I figured out how to skulltop.
Skulltopping by Dr. Skulltop November 2, 2022

SkullPoppingFunkSpunk 

A word that a person such as myself uses to trey and get a google whack ;)
SkullPoppingFunkSpunks dood I will be fucking amazed if this get's a google whack

Skullfapping 

Skullfapping is the better version of skullfucking. It is when you insert your penis into their throat and then masturbate selfishly and as quickly and rough as possible. Skullfapping is best done in a 69 position and is most enjoyable if you have a huge penis. It is standard procedure to fart immediately after orgasm and then pull out and go on with your day with zero emotional attatchment to the act.
"My girlfriend is amazing, she lets me skullfap any time I feel the slightest whim."
"She is hot, would love to have that as my skullfapping toy."
Skullfapping by One_True_God July 29, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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