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Skulltopping

A superior form of masturbation done by making a light fist over the tip of your penis and squeezing while moving up. It stimulates far more than traditional masturbating and simulates oral. The name derives from the general shape of the hand while it stimulates the penis.
Dude I was skulltopping last night and I blew the fattest load of all time.

I was doing fine in NNN until I figured out how to skulltop.
Skulltopping by Dr. Skulltop November 2, 2022

SkullPoppingFunkSpunk 

A word that a person such as myself uses to trey and get a google whack ;)
SkullPoppingFunkSpunks dood I will be fucking amazed if this get's a google whack

Skullfapping 

Skullfapping is the better version of skullfucking. It is when you insert your penis into their throat and then masturbate selfishly and as quickly and rough as possible. Skullfapping is best done in a 69 position and is most enjoyable if you have a huge penis. It is standard procedure to fart immediately after orgasm and then pull out and go on with your day with zero emotional attatchment to the act.
"My girlfriend is amazing, she lets me skullfap any time I feel the slightest whim."
"She is hot, would love to have that as my skullfapping toy."
Skullfapping by One_True_God July 29, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026