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Skulltopping

A superior form of masturbation done by making a light fist over the tip of your penis and squeezing while moving up. It stimulates far more than traditional masturbating and simulates oral. The name derives from the general shape of the hand while it stimulates the penis.
Dude I was skulltopping last night and I blew the fattest load of all time.

I was doing fine in NNN until I figured out how to skulltop.
Skulltopping by Dr. Skulltop November 2, 2022

SkullPoppingFunkSpunk 

A word that a person such as myself uses to trey and get a google whack ;)
SkullPoppingFunkSpunks dood I will be fucking amazed if this get's a google whack

Skullfapping 

Skullfapping is the better version of skullfucking. It is when you insert your penis into their throat and then masturbate selfishly and as quickly and rough as possible. Skullfapping is best done in a 69 position and is most enjoyable if you have a huge penis. It is standard procedure to fart immediately after orgasm and then pull out and go on with your day with zero emotional attatchment to the act.
"My girlfriend is amazing, she lets me skullfap any time I feel the slightest whim."
"She is hot, would love to have that as my skullfapping toy."
Skullfapping by One_True_God July 29, 2021

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026