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Ivan Skrinski 

Very tall person with some mind distortions and as sleek as a cat, always sneaking behind people's backs, getting away from work when there is a lot to do.
always going home earlier, when the boss is not in the office;'
Ivan Skrinski by alabala April 8, 2005
'Ere Mam, chuck us me skrents.
skrents by Geoffrey Peas February 25, 2022

Hill Sprints 

A workout or exercise routine. Run like hell up a steep gradient for 50 to 100 meters, walk back down, recover, and do it again...and again. The workout ends when your lungs are exploding and your butt is shaking and you can barely stand. The first few times you will hate yourself, but then you will love the pain and the results. Eventually you will be a hot and beautiful badass.
We don't need no stinkin' ab crunches or butt lunges. We do hill sprints, bitches.

Reason suggests my beer gut, muffin top, and batwings make me vulnerable in a zombie apocalypse. I could run hill sprints every day and eat better, but zombies aren't real.
Hill Sprints by alixDDD January 30, 2015
A stereotypical 'nerd' usally a quiet, clever person who struggles to mix socially with anyone other than other skrints. Typically with glasses, big ears and a personality teachers and other respectable adults love. They can also be know as 'geeks' or 'loners'.
Look at that poor skrint I will go talk to him/her
Skrint by Shannon Hughes October 6, 2010

sprintsturbating

To pleasure one's self while sprinting
The track star stripped in one motion and began sprintsturbating.
sprintsturbating by MeGusta67 November 2, 2011

skrinson doofer flip flop 

Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)

HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED
Pass me the skrinson doofer flip flop bro, you're hogging it