The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.
Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".
This term refers to a male bottom, particularly to the dirty state of his man pussy (hence the name 'shitty kitty'). His ass assumes this label upon discovery that his rectum was actually not completely empty, has been replenished by his sigmoid colon during the heat of passion and/or was never cleaned out to begin with. This is indicated by the presence of shit on the dick (or other object of insertion) of the unsuspecting top and/or the horrid stench of freshshit.
This term may sometimes be heard during conversation between gay men regarding sexual encounters. "Obviously some guys aren't aware of the 'no shitty kitty' rule. Hello! No shitty kitties!"
"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.
"Did you see that aircraft carriercome into port the other day?"
"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."