Skirp

V. Slang term for stealing. To rob. Take something that doesn't belong to oneself.
Skirped
Skirping

"Lets go skirp some houses later."
"We skirped that car a couple weeks ago."
"They went skirping last night."

by Toodles507 October 21, 2009

Skirp

To drive really fucking fast, and/or run. Skirp can also be used in term of a short slide, IE to skirp sideways.

Dude 1 "yo look at the nigga fucking skirpin' right there"

Dude 2 "sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiit"

by mista burrito bowl May 23, 2016

skirp skirp

When you're in the 420 limousine and the driver takes off quickly, thus making an audible "skirp skirp" sound as the tires skid on the pavement.

Everyone at the club was waiting for a cab but we headed into the 420 limo and then it was like skirp skirp!

by Scotty McSlangelson January 14, 2016

Skootish Skip

Skootish Skip - A move in which a person performs a range of jumps and missteps which results in the player to quickly fall downward. Most commonly used by twitch streamer Skootish.

Kyle did a Skootish skip while playing only up

by Tech_support420 July 31, 2023

National Skip School Day

Everyone december 2 everyone will skip school on this day.

Sammy: are you going to school on December 2?
Kaelei: Hell no. Everyone is skipping because it’s national skip school day

by Thethicccgirllll November 1, 2019

Skip-the-Tipsy

When you drink a great amount of alcohol in a short amount of time, you completely bypass the tipsy phase and go straight to wasted.

"It's one of those 'skip-the-tipsy' kind of nights."

by Jolly Avalon Straw October 15, 2011

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil

An impish, creepy little man who enjoys irritating a person to no end by skipping circles around a person, (usually while they're walking) all the while singing bad irish pub-songs, & sea shanties, & being impossible to catch by the person he's annoying.

Bill: Ok ok, HA HA. Cut it out, you're annoying me, & you almost tripped me.

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Now Fiddler’s Green is a place I heard tell, where the fishermen go if they don’t go to hell"

Bill: Enough! Shut up, you crazy little bastard!!

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Where skies are all clear and the dolphins do play, and the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away!"

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

by The Creep1 February 28, 2011