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Skintalker

When a person appears and sounds human, but the things they are saying are not their own. Often found in people who are bound by the policy or bureaucracy of their job and are not permitted to speak their own words or interact with people in a human way.
I called to ask about changing the reservation, but couldn't get any answers because the rep was a total skintalker.
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Skinwalker 

North-American cryptid.
Often described as being a tall, skinny humanoid with elongated limbs and smelling of decay and/or copper.
Known to be extremely fast, agile, resilient, and most of all dangerous. They are also known to be able to mimic
voices and speech patterns to an extent.
Deep in a forest:

-*sniff* "Ugh wtf is that smell?"
-*kid shouting for help not far off in the distance* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Who's there?! Are you hurt?! Where are you?!"
-*kid shouting for help again* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Hang in there! I'm on my way!"
-*kid shouting louder* "HELP ME! AAA HELP!"
-"I'm almost there! Just hang o-" *realises the kid's shouts have sounded

identical each time, both in intonation and rhythm*

*indentifies smell as copper mixed with rotten meat*
-*kid shouts in a distorted-like manner*

"HELP ME! AAA HELP! T-he-e mo-onst-er i-i-i-isss goi-n-n-n-g to ea-at meeeeEEEEEEE!!"
-*blood freezes and tears swell up as a skinwalker rises from behind some boulders*

"W-what the fu-"
Skinwalker by BigSchoolBoi February 2, 2020

Skinwalker 

A creature whom can change their physical form and voice to anything it pleases to lure it's prey.
Skinwalkers can also run incredibly fast, given the ability to catch their prey in seconds.
"Come into my room." said their mother's voice, from her room.
kid1 "Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm-"
kid2 "Isn't mom out shopping?"
"Come in here, now."
kid1 "We gotta hide-"
"Come here kid1, kid2, now."
Kid1 "Oh hell nah-"
Kid2 "That's a fuckin' Skinwalker😨"
Skinwalker by Alya Petrov June 20, 2022

Skinwalker 

A person completely devoid of cognitive abilities, often drooling on themselves as they type up another Reddit thread.

They are but a shell of skin propelled by their desire to spread their "wisdom" all over the internet, and inform others of how great their life is going.
"Hey you remember that guy in college who would always draw circles in his saliva on the table?"
"Yeah actually, I saw him at the store yesterday, mumbling something about needing to ban the mysoginists in his community, dude had completely blank eyes, total skinwalker"
Skinwalker by ShiFujo August 13, 2022

skinwalker 

Word often used in niche instagram/twitter/tiktoks communities identifying an individual who likes to copy to the tea everything a micro-celebrity does; wearing the same clothes, enjoying the same media and hobbies, acting, talking and posting about the same things, etc.

Usually this is a pretty minor issue, but micro-celebrities tend to revolve their whole lives around their online presence hence the terms fruition.
"This guy has been my skinwalker for years, everytime I check his account he's posted really similar photos to mine...Same clothes, aesthetic, filters and everything..."
skinwalker by mids0mmar May 7, 2021

Skinwalker 

A creepy looking person with red hair and freckles who is also pale. Commonly referred to as “gingers”
Holy shit it’s a skinwalker!! Run!
noun- person who talks shit, usually to impress anybody unfortunate enough to be listening
When you tell me how awesome you are, I know you're a shitalker
shitalker by Shitalker July 25, 2008