skinwanker

To bite the forskin of a mans penis.

Man she was a real skinwanker.

I heard billy got skinwanked by chuck testa.

skinwanker by chuck testa22 September 22, 2011

Skinwalker 

North-American cryptid.
Often described as being a tall, skinny humanoid with elongated limbs and smelling of decay and/or copper.
Known to be extremely fast, agile, resilient, and most of all dangerous. They are also known to be able to mimic
voices and speech patterns to an extent.

Deep in a forest:

-*sniff* "Ugh wtf is that smell?"
-*kid shouting for help not far off in the distance* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Who's there?! Are you hurt?! Where are you?!"
-*kid shouting for help again* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Hang in there! I'm on my way!"
-*kid shouting louder* "HELP ME! AAA HELP!"
-"I'm almost there! Just hang o-" *realises the kid's shouts have sounded

identical each time, both in intonation and rhythm*

*indentifies smell as copper mixed with rotten meat*
-*kid shouts in a distorted-like manner*

"HELP ME! AAA HELP! T-he-e mo-onst-er i-i-i-isss goi-n-n-n-g to ea-at meeeeEEEEEEE!!"
-*blood freezes and tears swell up as a skinwalker rises from behind some boulders*

"W-what the fu-"

Skinwalker by BigSchoolBoi February 2, 2020

Skinwalker 

A creature whom can change their physical form and voice to anything it pleases to lure it's prey.
Skinwalkers can also run incredibly fast, given the ability to catch their prey in seconds.

"Come into my room." said their mother's voice, from her room.
kid1 "Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm-"
kid2 "Isn't mom out shopping?"
"Come in here, now."
kid1 "We gotta hide-"
"Come here kid1, kid2, now."
Kid1 "Oh hell nah-"
Kid2 "That's a fuckin' Skinwalker😨"

Skinwalker by Alya Petrov June 20, 2022

Skinwalker 

A person completely devoid of cognitive abilities, often drooling on themselves as they type up another Reddit thread.

They are but a shell of skin propelled by their desire to spread their "wisdom" all over the internet, and inform others of how great their life is going.

"Hey you remember that guy in college who would always draw circles in his saliva on the table?"
"Yeah actually, I saw him at the store yesterday, mumbling something about needing to ban the mysoginists in his community, dude had completely blank eyes, total skinwalker"

Skinwalker by ShiFujo August 13, 2022

skinwalker 

Word often used in niche instagram/twitter/tiktoks communities identifying an individual who likes to copy to the tea everything a micro-celebrity does; wearing the same clothes, enjoying the same media and hobbies, acting, talking and posting about the same things, etc.

Usually this is a pretty minor issue, but micro-celebrities tend to revolve their whole lives around their online presence hence the terms fruition.

"This guy has been my skinwalker for years, everytime I check his account he's posted really similar photos to mine...Same clothes, aesthetic, filters and everything..."

skinwalker by mids0mmar May 7, 2021

Shitwankery 

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at

I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise

Shitwankery by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017

Shitwanker

Shitwanker can commonly be applied to the French, sweat-heads, minge-bags and scum. The term shitwanker originated when some of the French attempted munging a 1 month old corpse, in this occurrence however, the French decided that they would stamp on the stomach of the corpse with a jar inserted into the anus of the corpse. After filling the jar with maggots, faeces/feces they capped the lid and removed the sphincter of the corpse with a rusty spoon(other instruments do not invalidate the verb). This was then placed in the jar with the waste and excrement harvested earlier.

Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.

Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.

"I bet they are eager to shitwank again, although I really would rather not have my corpse shitwanked, I would really like to become a shitwanker"

Shitwanker by Europe. January 28, 2015