Simpless
Basically a simp But your simping for good? Were all gonna be simps one day since you will have to get a Wife/Husband and you will HAVE To do stuff for them
Simpless by DavidFlysBoeing99 June 8, 2021
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Simpess
Simpess by skzhskshsksknz March 12, 2020
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Simpless • Simpress • Simpess • Simpression • Simpressive • simplestaddi • simpleasy • simplesmp • Simplesness • Simpleson
simpleswine
A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.
simpleswine for President
simpleswine by jon hiddle August 25, 2006
Simpression
When your a simp but with depression
I have simpression
Simpression by Sir-ma’ma June 22, 2020
Simpress
A woman who is an empress of simps; get's a lot of attention and has a following of people who simp for her.
Simpress by TheSimpress January 9, 2021
Simples
Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.
Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.
Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.
Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."
- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
Simples by the_dickie July 7, 2009
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