Simpless

Basically a simp But your simping for good? Were all gonna be simps one day since you will have to get a Wife/Husband and you will HAVE To do stuff for them

I love it when I meet Simpless people, They are alot better Than normal Simps

by DavidFlysBoeing99 June 8, 2021

Simpess

the female equivalent of a simp. she overvalues men who treat her horribly.

Brittney is a simpess, her boyfriend has cheated on her 3 times now and she's still with him.

by skzhskshsksknz March 12, 2020

simpleswine

A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.

simpleswine for President

by jon hiddle August 25, 2006

Simpression

When your a simp but with depression

I have simpression

by Sir-ma’ma June 22, 2020

Simpress

A woman who is an empress of simps; get's a lot of attention and has a following of people who simp for her.

"Damn she's truly a Simpress, look at all these comments."

by TheSimpress January 9, 2021

Simples

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.

"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News

by the_dickie July 7, 2009

Simpress

1. Brook

2. A female simp

Brook is a simpress because she'll do anything for a guy.

by LajeeBoi March 22, 2020