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skitarded
A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?
Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010
Related Words
Skiata • skata • Skiatook • skatastic • Skintar • skita • skitta • Skatanic • skatatuche • skintastic
SKitAllS
Stoned Know it All Syndrome (SKitAllS sounds like "skittles"): When a high or stoned person exhibits extreme intellectual subject matter expertise, skewing towards braggadocious illustration of their knowledge on a specific topic.
Person may demonstrate extremely strong convictions of their perceived knowledge, especially where the issue is a) not that serious or b) no one is questioning said knowledge.
Common illustrations will appear as ongoing rants on given topics that non-stoned people will see as ridiculous.
Person may demonstrate extremely strong convictions of their perceived knowledge, especially where the issue is a) not that serious or b) no one is questioning said knowledge.
Common illustrations will appear as ongoing rants on given topics that non-stoned people will see as ridiculous.
Dude, Ben had a bad case of SKitAllS last night. He sent like 30 texts in a row about these damn pedal bearings and how they weren’t serviceable, and anybody who objected was an idiot! What a stoned rant!
SKitAllS by LoveMeDonkey October 8, 2020
Skatabula
Skatabula by billy b good August 5, 2010
Skittamablitzed
1. The comical or embarrassing feeling of being unable to make sense of or explain the simplest things or perform the simplest tasks.
2. Being scatterbrained, giddy, confused, absent-minded, bewildered, illogical and delirious all at once due to being nervous, lack of sleep or just plain having an EXTREME blonde moment.
2. Being scatterbrained, giddy, confused, absent-minded, bewildered, illogical and delirious all at once due to being nervous, lack of sleep or just plain having an EXTREME blonde moment.
I was totally skittamablitzed during my job interview and came across sounding like a idiotic dufuss!
Skittamablitzed by ~Randi July 13, 2009
Skatastic
A word used by people who listen to Ska. One of the greatest compliments you can give. Can also be used as an adjective meaning "amazingly kool in the ska world" See also: Skalicious
1. Dude, that show was skatastic
2. That is one skatastic skanker
3. Streetlight Manifesto is a skatastic band
2. That is one skatastic skanker
3. Streetlight Manifesto is a skatastic band
Skatastic by Skatastic Jay April 1, 2005
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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