A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
skata edw skata ekei skata kai parapera opou tha pas skata tha deis skata kai stonaera.skata na fas skata na pieis skata na pas na xeseis ap'ta skata tha sikwtheis kai sta skata tha peseis
Stoned Know it All Syndrome (SKitAllS sounds like "skittles"): When a high or stoned person exhibits extreme intellectual subject matter expertise, skewing towards braggadocious illustration of their knowledge on a specific topic.
Person may demonstrate extremely strong convictions of their perceived knowledge, especially where the issue is a) not that serious or b) no one is questioning said knowledge.
Common illustrations will appear as ongoing rants on given topics that non-stoned people will see as ridiculous.
Dude, Ben had a bad case of SKitAllS last night. He sent like 30 texts in a row about these damn pedal bearings and how they weren’t serviceable, and anybody who objected was an idiot! What a stoned rant!
1. The comical or embarrassing feeling of being unable to make sense of or explain the simplest things or perform the simplest tasks.
2. Being scatterbrained, giddy, confused, absent-minded, bewildered, illogical and delirious all at once due to being nervous, lack of sleep or just plain having an EXTREME blonde moment.
I was totally skittamablitzed during my job interview and came across sounding like a idiotic dufuss!
A word used by people who listen to Ska. One of the greatestcompliments you can give. Can also be used as an adjective meaning "amazingly kool in the ska world" See also: Skalicious