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skeegress 

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa
"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"
skeegress by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

skeetress 

A modern day misstress. A woman enjoys getting skeeted on. Not your girlfriend but a girl who you can wield whenever you want.
"Hey I think that chick likes you Rox." "Yeah I dont think I wana date her but I'd defintly make her my skeetress"
skeetress by Bone Sabre January 14, 2008

shelltress 

A woman that is outspoken, bold,witty, funny,beautiful.
Man 1..
Wow, did you see that girl at the party, so lil and so small but had the funniest and biggest personality balls,so hot and so cute and so damn right real, whats the deal with that chick?
Man 2...
She's shelltress, that's all the sweet stuff you get with that package.
shelltress by online viewer March 9, 2009
The guy don't have skeet.
Haha skeetless nn dog
skeetless by n5m November 18, 2020
Someone who is poor and doesn't have skeet
stfu you're skeetless
skeetless by CockAndBallToruture December 2, 2020
a term for when someone does not have popular CS:GO cheat gamesense.pub (also known as "skeet")

not many people have the cheat because it is an invite only cheat.
speaker1: "otcv3 is best csgo cheat"
speaker2: "lmao stfu nn you're skeetless"
skeetless by BigChungus14HvH August 26, 2021