skeegress

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa

"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"

by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

skeetress

A modern day misstress. A woman enjoys getting skeeted on. Not your girlfriend but a girl who you can wield whenever you want.

"Hey I think that chick likes you Rox." "Yeah I dont think I wana date her but I'd defintly make her my skeetress"

by Bone Sabre January 14, 2008

skeetless

The guy don't have skeet.

Haha skeetless nn dog

by n5m November 18, 2020

Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).

Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

by The pink haired mom May 9, 2022

Skeletress

see Cindy McCain

Cindy McCain, also known as Skeletress, is disassembled every night and then reassembled in the morning. She comes in six pieces.

by Soup Lover May 23, 2009

skeetless

Someone who is poor and doesn't have skeet

stfu you're skeetless

by CockAndBallToruture December 2, 2020

Skegness Thank-you

A burp that smells of spunk

Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.

by puttubutty August 3, 2016