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A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.
Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!
Skiffer by dee ess January 4, 2010
Words you can keep
Look at that skiffer over there. Shes quite skifftastic
Skiffer by jkt1987 December 24, 2009

Snout sniffer 

Someone who sniffs the snout, pretty much. Term coined by junior grimes ©

If you deny being a snout sniffer, more than likely you ARE one in Secret
Girl 1: hey Danny boy you wanna come over?

Danny: ew no I do not associate myself with filthy snout sniffers such as yourself get away from me

Girl 1: :(

Danny: thank god, I’m safe now
Snout sniffer by Sunkendonuts August 10, 2021

snout sniffer 

an insult/or playful tease useful for any reason as it simply means that someone SNIFFS THE SNOUT, (animal snout, etc, whoever’s snout it is)

However, if someone sniffs the snout then they should be monitored closely for that indicates sus behavior

Being a snout sniffer isn’t always a bad thing but it can be…which makes it better!
Benjamin and Ashley are both snout sniffers, unlike Tara who is a closeted snout sniffer

If you claim you don’t sniff snout then 99% chance you are a snout sniffer
snout sniffer by Uggs bunny January 2, 2022

Snout sniffer 

A person or being who sniffs the snout, (ie; nosy, or just enjoys doing shady stuff with furry creatures or snouts)

It’s common knowledge that anyone who denies being a snout sniffer most likely IS ONE in secret
If you claim you’re not a snout sniffer, odds are YOU ARE ONE

“She was arrested for being a snout sniffer”

Guy 1: I like you, we should hang

Girl 1: nah you’re a dirty snout sniffer

Guy 1: what??

Girl 1: boy bye

A snout sniffer is more common than you think, they’re among us and could be anyone.

PSA: don’t be a dirty sniffer, no one partakes in legitimate ventures with a snout sniffer

Whatever
Snout sniffer by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Nozzle Sniffer 

Skanks who's mission in life is to go after firefighters and have sex with them.
I didn't even have to show her my badge to get laid, the girl is a total nozzle sniffer.
Nozzle Sniffer by mzshank January 23, 2011

Dirty Swiffer 

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia
Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"
Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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