skeevo 

Bust a nut on an girl who's passed out with some buddies.

Dude I pulled a skeevo and told the girl about it the next day! Uconn Rules!!

skeevo by Tom Peterson July 30, 2006

Skeevo

skeevo /ˈski voʊ/ noun — A sleazy or predatory man or woman who seeks sexual contact with another person without their consent; a person characterized by sexually intrusive or coercive intentions.

“Stay away from that skeevo—they clearly don’t respect people’s boundaries or consent.”

Skeevo by Slangabang September 18, 2026

Skeedo 

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

skeeved 

to be freaked out, weirded out, revolted by or generally turned-off by something or someone

I was completely skeeved by his deformed cock.

skeeved by enitsirk January 27, 2003

skeezoid 

variation of skeezer

im not sweating your girl; why, because she's a skeezoid.

skeezoid by bred October 19, 2007

Skeevester 

A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.

"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"

"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"

Skeevester by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

Skeetosis 

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

Skeetosis by Delatorre April 8, 2011