Skeeter Dick

1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.

1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"

by MrMelvinheimer September 16, 2015