Skeet shit
When i sat down to take a dump today I skeet shitted so fast it splattered all over the toilet seat.
Skeet shit by TMMJ December 9, 2008
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Skeet a shit
Skeet a shit by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021
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One Sheet Shit
A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
One Sheet Shit by airborne8 October 28, 2010
sweet shit
Possibly one of the greatest expressions ever. Used to show how much someone likes a concept or thing.
Synonyms include: Sweet, nice, kickass, all right, excellent, etc.
Synonyms include: Sweet, nice, kickass, all right, excellent, etc.
sweet shit by Definer October 13, 2004
Sweet Shit in a Bucket
To express surprise or discomfort at a situation.
'Sweet Shit in a Bucket' is a dirty remark that is mostly used by people in the U.K when upset.
'Sweet Shit in a Bucket' is a dirty remark that is mostly used by people in the U.K when upset.
"Sweet Shit in a Bucket!" "How dare you leave that dildo on the steps of a Muslim Mosque... go take it in and throw it at them!"
Sweet Shit in a Bucket by MilkyMoon777@Hotmail.com September 12, 2006
sweet shit
When something smells bad, as in a dumpster or outhouse, but has a tinge of something a little extra that's almost pleasant. Think of the smell when driving past a cow pasture or of rotting fruit in a garbage can full of trash or even a Honey Bucket that just had chemicals added to prolong the life of its use rather than empty it.
Me: "What's that smell? It's kinda bad..."
Him: "...but not really. It smells like... like... SWEET SHIT!"
Him: "...but not really. It smells like... like... SWEET SHIT!"
sweet shit by THE Mrs. Green November 6, 2010
sweet boi shit
sweet boi shit by daa hippest November 6, 2013
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