TMMJ's definitions

Nipple Cripple

Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.

We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.

by TMMJ December 9, 2008

Skeet shit

When shit is projected out of your ass in the same manner as skeet.

When i sat down to take a dump today I skeet shitted so fast it splattered all over the toilet seat.

by TMMJ December 9, 2008