Skeet shit

When shit is projected out of your ass in the same manner as skeet.

When i sat down to take a dump today I skeet shitted so fast it splattered all over the toilet seat.

by TMMJ December 09, 2008

Nipple Cripple

Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.

We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.

by TMMJ December 09, 2008