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Skeet Dial

The act of having a girl on speed dial who is willing to have you skeet them on a moments notice.
"Man, when I need some booty from a skeet, I make sure she is on skeet dial."
Skeet Dial by FalconFenn June 17, 2008

skeet darts 

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.
Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.
skeet darts by chuck duece July 30, 2010

Skeet Dripping Uvula 

After a man or woman takes a cum shot in the mouth, it's not uncommon for it to travel near the back of the throat where it tends to drip from the uvula, the dangly thing in front of the throat. This is especially so after a good gargling.

Skeet Dripping Uvulae is the plural form.
Everytime Amanda takes a load in her mouth from various bowlers she enjoys a good gargling. Afterward, she opens wide and it's possible to observe a Skeet Dripping Uvula.
Skeet Dripping Uvula by Skeetling August 27, 2012

skeet daddy 

A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?

Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
skeet daddy by Splashgame June 4, 2016

beat down on tha skeet down 

to get together

to hook up

to engage in sexual intercourse
I'll come see ya if i can beat down on tha skeet down!

skeet dabbin 

chilling, relaxing, just kickin back

cooling with people
Dom Carlucci enjoys skeet dabbin with his bids.
skeet dabbin by biddie macker September 26, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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