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skeegit by pashley pattson November 10, 2004

Yeetith the skeetith 

To bust a nut so hard that it transcends the speed of light, and destorys the universe.
Normie: don't do it, you won't be able to see thicc anime thighs anymore!
Me(an intellectual): bitch, Yeetith the skeetith *nuts so hard that the blast sends me flying to china*

Skeebitis 

The skeebitis is a disease that affects women. It turns them into sluts, whores, and bitches. Symptoms of the skeebitis involve lack of emotion, sleeping around, screwing over your friends and double teaming random guys. If you or your loved ones believe you have skeebitis then may god have mercy on your soul. There is no cure for skeebitis over than death, which usually occurs from fucking over all your friends or swallowing too much semen. Side effects of Skeebitis also include lying and throwing beer bottles while sleeping with every guy you know.
throwing beer bottles, sucking penis, getting double teamed, cheating on your boyfriend, lying to your best freinds, sleeping with their boyfriends. being a horrible human being.
"oh she has skeebitis"
Skeebitis by jhonny noxville March 11, 2008
A jerk. It's commonly used by Mississippians to describe traveling guys from Seattle.
Farrell! You're such a skeevit.
skeevit by Hand Salve February 2, 2007
An anal parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable British accent.
When the skeevit passed through mark's system he was speaking normal again.
skeevit by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

skeezitsy 

game where you masturbate in the dark and the first one to cum has to jizz all over another person. That person than has to guess who jizzed on him. If he guesses wrong then everyone else jizzes on him with the lights on.
I hope I don't lose at skeezitsy tonight
skeezitsy by DLange April 11, 2007
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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