Skapp

Of ultimately dissatisfying or insufficient quality. Usually transcending grammatical boundaries in a nearly always derogatory fashion.

Meyers? Skapp.

Skapp by Steamcore September 13, 2011

sappy putting 

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.

Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.

sappy putting by Sajak August 10, 2012

Sapper Daddy 

A deity to which combat engineers and saboteurs pay tribute. Sapper daddy gives the blessing of wreaking havoc to those who offer him well placed explosives

"How did your mission go?"
"Nicely. Sapper Daddy was pleased with our offering"

Sapper Daddy by Tankhardt March 17, 2017

spy sappin mah sentry 

Spy sappin mah sentry is a line spoken by the engineer in Team Fortress 2 when an enemy spy sapps his sentry gun.

*spy sapps sentry*

Engineer: Spy sappin mah sentry!

spy sappin mah sentry by Tairuu August 31, 2016

sappho 

An ancient Greek poet.

Little is known of her life and what litle information we do have comes from her poetry, which consists of one complete poem, several long fragmants, and countless smaller pieces.

Reportedly bisexual and had relationships with men and women throughout her life. But women were clearly her main objects of affection; From her, we get the word "sapphic", and the word "lesbian" derives from the Isle of Lesbos, where she spent most of her life.

"For that girl, that lovely maiden; the clinging
of her dress makes you shake when you see it,
And I laugh for joy." -Sappho.

"On the throne of many hues, Immortal Aphrodite,
child of Zeus, weaving wiles--I beg you
not to subdue my spirit, Queen,
with pain or sorrow

but come--if ever before
having heard my voice from far away
you listened, and leaving your father's
golden home you came

in your chariot yoked with swift, lovely
sparrows bringing you over the dark earth
thick-feathered wings swirling down
from the sky through mid-air

arriving quickly--you, Blessed One,
with a smile on your unaging face
asking again what have I suffered
and why am I calling again

and in my wild heart what did I most wish
to happen to me: "Again whom must I persuade
back into the harness of your love?
Sappho, who wrongs you?

For if she flees, soon she'll pursue,
she doesn't accept gifts, but she'll give,
if not now loving, soon she'll love
even against her will."

Come to me now again, release me from
this pain, everything my spirit longs
to have fulfilled, fulfill, and you
be my ally -Sappho.

sappho by Lorelili March 21, 2005

sapphicating

when you're a gay girl and you see a girl too pretty that you can't breathe

*pretty girl walks by*
sapphic friend: WHTA- YJSJSKSKAK SHE??? *can't breathe - is sapphicating*
strsight friend: you okay sis??

sapphicating by theoriginalgremlin February 24, 2020

Sappy Fappy

A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).

The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.

Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.

Sappy Fappy by gerardwayluver November 11, 2022