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Skalounge 

Skalounge cannot be created nor destroyed.
An eternal energy of the universe.
A pillar of freedom to the masses.
The catalyst for clarity in thought.
Skalounge, a place where the timekeeper can flourish in his natural environment.
Skalounge by skalounge January 9, 2015
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Schlounge 

"Look Tom, Jack is lookin at that chick. His schlounge is getting excited."
Schlounge by Schlounginator_ January 19, 2019
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contraction of "slacking" and "lounging" all wrapped up into one word of lovely laziness.
We were all wiped out after a day of skiing so we decided to slounge that evening.
slounge by dieseldog1 March 27, 2010

stalongedon 

a really tall and loppy person with a fucked up face(acne) and the fucker talks like chubaca. it usually looks like a penis or a giant zit.
hey look at that kid hes a fuckin stalongedon
stalongedon by stev merr December 1, 2006
A senior lounge for seniors in high school. At first it seems like a great place, but is eventually overtaken by moldy food, putrid smells, and rampant sex.
Steve: Let's go to the slounge.
Bob: No way man, I don't want any diseases today.
slounge by huckleberry15 November 3, 2011
Verb - sneaking around quickly in a snake-like fashion. Writhing around on the ground as if you were a snake, a loose airhose, or some other quickly moving object in the same fashion.

slounge, slounging, slounged.
I turn around, and the guy is on the ground sloungin' all over the place, like some kind of snake. I didn't know anyone could slounge like that.
slounge by definealways February 23, 2007

Splounge 

Lounging on a spread out fashion. Genius combination of the words splay and lounge.
To lay on a surface, normally a bed or couch, in a very spread out and chaotic way, usually the aftermath of some draining physical or emotional effort (or a long steamy shower).
He tended to splounge in bed with no care in the world while he talked on the phone. It was terrible.
Splounge by Afiador February 27, 2018
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