Shlounge 

A place where smart kids gather to be bored and do dumb shit. Outsiders will say we're wasting our lives here in the Shapiro Lounge here at Brandeis University, but true Shloungers know that we're having the true freshmen experience. But if you have the Brandeis Shits, make sure to never use the bathroom in the Shlounge; it's ventilation goes directly into the kitchen.

Where's everyone at?

Probably the Shlounge.

Damn, they're wasting their time
Better than going to a frat party.

Shlounge by Bannana Man \ March 27, 2022

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Schlounge 

A penis that looks like a chicken wing.

"Look Tom, Jack is lookin at that chick. His schlounge is getting excited."

Schlounge by Schlounginator_ January 19, 2019

slounge 

contraction of "slacking" and "lounging" all wrapped up into one word of lovely laziness.

We were all wiped out after a day of skiing so we decided to slounge that evening.

slounge by dieseldog1 March 27, 2010

Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

Shlonger by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

slounge 

A senior lounge for seniors in high school. At first it seems like a great place, but is eventually overtaken by moldy food, putrid smells, and rampant sex.

Steve: Let's go to the slounge.
Bob: No way man, I don't want any diseases today.

slounge by huckleberry15 November 3, 2011

slounge 

Verb - sneaking around quickly in a snake-like fashion. Writhing around on the ground as if you were a snake, a loose airhose, or some other quickly moving object in the same fashion.

slounge, slounging, slounged.

I turn around, and the guy is on the ground sloungin' all over the place, like some kind of snake. I didn't know anyone could slounge like that.

slounge by definealways February 23, 2007