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Stolleried 

A most charming and generous chap frequents The Station Pub in Wivenhoe. His favourite pursuit on a Sunday, early evening, is to stroll into the bar and buy the entire pub (especially if it's full of females) Zambuccas. The clientele embraces this largesse with abandon: Zambuccas downed in one, pronto. Often unsuspecting tourists are informed that it is said gent's "birthday" in order to facilitate their willlingness to hurl themselves like Lemmings into their forthcoming total inebriation. As soon as the first round is consumed, said gent buys another round and the clientele chuck the next one down their necks. This continues for several hours until the entire pub is in utter carnage. At which point said gent (also known as The Zambucca Fairy) chuckles to himself , says "goodnight turnips" and leaves. If you are ever in The Station on a Sunday and you manage to make it home without an ambulance, you haven't been properly "Stolleried".
(stollery: noun) (to stollery: verb) (stolleried: past tense)
Stolleried by Numpti May 9, 2013

skollerninnilooks

A word only used by chads. Typically, one says skollerninnilooks a second or two of hair flipping after jumping or falling out of a hole on object for the purpose of entering dramatically.
“John jumped out a hole and said fucking ‘ skollerninnilooks’.” “I never felt more flexed on.”

Stoller Middle School 

A absolute god damn hell hole where popularity is everything

A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life

A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.

A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”

A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave

A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave

... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
Did you see that girl from Stoller middle school? What a stupid whore!

I know right!

swoller derby

noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.

2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.

3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1.

"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"

2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
swoller derby by mikekais September 24, 2013

sjollema 

to "sjollema" something is to buger something right up for everyone.

Plural : Sjollemaed
Pronunciation : Shall - eh - mar
4 people smoking a nicely rolled joint, one person takes a nice big drag on said joint, pulls it away from there mouth and has managed to suck out the roach fucking up all these poor stoners day.

"o for fuck sake you've sjollemaed that"
sjollema by Rustyxo8 June 18, 2008

snollering

The act of sustained snorting while laughing
NK
still snollering at TG 's dad jokes

TG
I can't believe JW's pants fell out of his bag in front of everyone, I'm still snollering about it.
snollering by TreNadz April 27, 2010