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A.K.A. Smoketown. Home to Silsbillies. Average IQ: 54. Average income: Welfare. Demographic: 50% white, 50% black, but feels like 10% white, 90% black due to excessive audio pollution. Crime rate: cheap, mostly free. City color: Green. It's the color of money and weed. City song: "Thug Livin'". Average Education: Sex. Most visited website: girlsgonewild.com Favorite Restaurant: McDonald's. Favorite Prom Picture Location: McDonald's. Largest Employer: McDonald's. Most Purchased Item: Bullets, Hand Lotion. Favorite shopping location : TIE- Dollar General, Goodwill. Most Densley Populated Areas: Projects, hood, KFC, County Jail, back of patrolman's car
"Kat Williams said that when he is away from Detroit, Silsbee feels like home."
Silsbee by Squash Barnes December 17, 2008
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The hardest town in Texas, where the guys look like shit, but the ladies know how to work it!
Silsbee is the SHIT!
Silsbee by kandycoated November 14, 2003
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Grandsire Silsbee 

knitting fun; tooting on a banjo; sitting on a rocking chair
She's nicer that you. typically loves we bare bears, and is obsessed with cats. She has the best smile, and voice and she will make everyone happy. She is shy sometimes but that's Salsbee for you.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen Salsbee?
Guy2: No-
Guy1: OMG she's is literally the best!
salsbee by UWUartboi November 10, 2020
a town where a bunch of poor pussies live and fuck each other right up the ass. They all know they are pussies thats why they wont fight anyone 1 on 1 instead they have to jump people. After they jump osmeone they all go get in a big circle, pull out there 2 1/2 inch cocks and jack off till there is each others cum on all of them
hey i from sislbee and i pussed down from this guy so thirty of my insesed friends jumped him and now we all have cum on our faces
sislbee by silsbee homo June 30, 2004

salsbee&brooke 

greatest bestfriends of all time that no one can separate , no one understands them like they do. they have a special bond that’s unlike any other
wow do u see those two bestfriends! they’re just like salsbee&brooke!
salsbee&brooke by astraa June 29, 2022
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