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Joe Scarborough 

Humorless twit who acts as a conservative pundit on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Was also once a talentless congressman. When he is on the show, the routine involves him picking fights and routinely losing them. When he is on vacation, the show generally sails forward as effortlessly entertaining. Rumor has it that he has incriminating photographs of someone high-up at MCNBC and that is why they continue to permit him to spew douchbag rhetoric on air. Has an unhealthy case of man-love for Pat Buchanan, another conservative talking-points blowhard.
Joe Scarborough: The way Jon Stewart undressed Jim Cramer on The Daily Show was most unfair. I do not believe our agendas, I mean viewpoints, should be questioned people. Just listen and accept; that's what I do when I'm given my Republican talking points.

Scarborough Suitcase 

A 12 Pack of Beer.
Canadian Origin - Specifically the Toronto borough of Scarborough.
1970's and 1980's bottled beer came in 12 packs with cardboard handles that stuck out the top - making the package look a lot like a suitcase or toolbox.
Similar phrases - Souix Suitcase - Hammer Suitcase - Big Nickle Suitcase etc.
A term mainly used by hosers.
Lets hit the beer store and pick up a Scarborough Suitcase.

That hoser is on his way to the Bush Party and he's got himself his Scarborough Suitcase.

scarborough middle school 

Scarborough middle school: The home of all the ritch, snobby, inappropriate kids, here’s a tip: stick with the people who love you the most. If your not popular or good looking than Goodluck!!!
Scarborough middle School: “ hey honey did you have a good first day at school?”

Says mom “ are you kidding I got called a slut, horr, And 2 boys were staring at me in class!!”

Scarborough tuxedo 

The combination of a denim jacket, denim shirt, and blue jeans. Named after Scarborough, a suburb of Toronto that is home to many drunks and low-income residents that obliviously tote the style. Pairs well with the Scarborough suitcase.
I can't believe my dad wore a Scarborough tuxedo to the parent-teacher interview. Now the whole class is going to think I'm a redneck.
Scarborough tuxedo by Radiostorm August 25, 2010

Scarborough 

A suburb of Toronto, often reffered to as the Scarbz or Scar-Town. Known as the "ghetto" of Toronto.
Im more gangsta than you niggas from Etobicoke, I'm from the Scarbz!
Scarborough by Kaila May 13, 2005

Are You Going To Scarborough Fair? 

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. Just Kidding, this is what nerds like me randomly ask people every day just to see if they are cultured enough to know the response.

Scarborough Fair is a ballad about a man in medieval times trying to attain his true love, Scarborough Fair is also a fair that was held at Redcliffe Farm, Scarborough before it was shut down in 1788.
ME: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
CULTURED PERSON: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme