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A sarcastic way of saying "serious business" by stating it in such a juvenile matter.
Matt: "I have a Ping Pong tournament so I can't make it to your birthday."

Nick: "Whoa, sounds like srsbsns."
srsbsns by SmolderingRock May 19, 2009
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srs bsns 

A contraction of 'Serious Business', popularly used among the Red vs Blue forums, as well as various other ports of call around the internet.

It's main use is mocking, when someone takes the internet too seriously or takes a joke too seriously, people will often remark on how it is "srs bsns".
srs bsns by helmetlad June 11, 2006
Short for serious business. Also spelled as "srs bzns" if you want to get fancy and all
Person A - School's out.
Person B - ORLY?
Person A - YARLY.
Person B - bullshit.
Person A - Srsbzns. Check the news, smart one.
Person B - My bad.
srsbzns by signalizing December 21, 2009

SRS BSNS 

WWE Chris Jericho's darker, legend killing, serious form. He has infinite power and many cults among the wrestling forum's liars, hypocrites and parasites. Gets jobbed out to Cena and Mickey Rourke as well.
Ahh! SRS BSNS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP ON SMACKDOWN!
SRS BSNS by irin April 24, 2009

Srs Bsns 

When One (or more) person(s) partakes in the ritual formerly known as "Gettin High", But in such a way as to not actually say said action.
Laine: Jack, You ready to the srs bsns in the car with me?
Jack: You know I'm always srs about the bsns broski.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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