Sinndrom

When girls have so Nice ass that you cant stop stare

I got a sinndrom

by Sinndrom November 12, 2018

"Ide gas" sindrom

Prisutnost:
Javlja se obično kod novokomponovanih pubertetlija. Sve je prisutniji i kod mladje populacije Srbije, a posebno je sramotan kada svoju naklonost toj boleštini izraze i stariji ljudi.
Posećuje zamućene umove oba pola.
Zahvata samo mozak što kasnije kroz usta i gestikulaciju izlazi na videlo.

Izraz:
Jedni od simptoma su:
- gestikulacioni izraz savijanja ruke u laktu koja je nakon izvršenog postavljena direkto preko očiju ili čela (po želji korisnika) i upored s tim govornim izrazom ispoljenim kroz parolu "reši"
- bez ustručavanja su u bilo čemu osim u rečniku gde prazna mesta ustupaju raskošnim repertoarom žargonski oformljenih reči
- imaju retku sposobnost da mnogo govore, a malo kažu (poslednja stavka po uzoru na "Ozbiljne teme")
- persone ozbiljnije zahvaćene ovim sindromom učestalo idu nekog naučiti "pameti"

Način zaraze:
Putem nekvalitetne socijalizacije!

Lek:KNJIGA (samo da je dobra)

1.
Petar:"Kako ide?"
Živan:"Ma, nikako."
Petar:"Znači, ne ide?"
Živan:"Pa, ne ide život, ali ide gas!"

2.
Petar:"Kako se zoveš?"
Marica:"Marica."
Petar:"Hah, kada te izudaram po dupetu ima da ti se presijava iz crvene u plavu!"

Ovaj drugi primer ko razume...

"Ide gas" sindrom...

by Epidemiolog September 25, 2020

Greek Statue Sindrome

When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny

Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there

by snorpa January 20, 2019

singdrome

A mental disorder -- originated in singapore -- that makes the sufferer believes that his country (i.e.: singapore for singaboreans) is a beacon of morality, clear conscience, democracy and high-civilization in the region (south east asia for singapore case).

However it also applies to people of other nations.

WHO (world health organization) chief: "Hey, we only have 99 names in our list of mental disorders."

His assistant: That's because we took homosexuality out back in the 70's.

WHO chief: Well, just put singdrome in, then we'll have a perfect list of 100 disorders.

by pal2008b February 1, 2009

retarted type sindrome

this is for ppeople whp cant type worth shit like me.
qhwn ytour on aim and cant read the others message they have this !

retarted type sindrome

lollz123: hety whdsgs up ?
rofll3w5: huh ?
lollz123: oty6u knwo whats up ?
rofll: bye
lollz123: whnASD ? whatras di id fgol ?

by woahlove123 April 15, 2009

Síndrome de Steve Smith

Condición - posiblemente paranormal -, especialmente en hombres, que consiste en una mala suerte del amor continuo. A parte de ser rechazados por los de su diferente sexo; también ocurre percances que evita que dicha persona tenga una relación amorosa con alguien que quiere tener una relación real con la persona afectada: accidentes, malentendidos, incluso la muerte de su pareja en cualquier percance son solo unos ejemplos.

Cuando el chico por fin conoció a la chica de sus sueños, ella fue atropellada por un camión. Eso es debido porque el chico tiene el síndrome de Steve Smith.

El síndrome de Steve Smith tiene relación con un personaje de American Dad, que da nombre a esta extraña enfermedad, todavía incurable.

by FranziskaJimenez July 23, 2014

Emilio Sindromas

Very dangerous syndrome that can be obtained by contacting Emilis for too long. Emilio Sindromas makes you act like a vegetable. When you have Emilio Sindromas you smell like Automobilio Tepalas. You love eating Kiausas. You have moustache.

Oh no, he has Emilio Sindromas, rip!

by TikraiNeEdvinas October 5, 2023