Definitions by pal2008b

leftector 

Any simple method / technique aimed at figuring out whether someone is a leftist (yikes).

Here is an example leftector that is guaranted to work most of the time.
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First, ask him a question: "Do you like McDonald?".

If the answer is "no", probably he is a leftist.

Then ask the second question: "Why?"

If the answer is "because it tastes like shit", then he's not leftist. He's a normal person. I too dislike McDonald.

If the answer is "because it's blulrbb… mega corporation... blurb… american imperialism... blurb... global capitalism… blurb"..., then... there you got your leftist.

leftector by pal2008b March 11, 2009

singdrome 

A mental disorder -- originated in singapore -- that makes the sufferer believes that his country (i.e.: singapore for singaboreans) is a beacon of morality, clear conscience, democracy and high-civilization in the region (south east asia for singapore case).

However it also applies to people of other nations.

WHO (world health organization) chief: "Hey, we only have 99 names in our list of mental disorders."

His assistant: That's because we took homosexuality out back in the 70's.

WHO chief: Well, just put singdrome in, then we'll have a perfect list of 100 disorders.

singdrome by pal2008b February 1, 2009