Definitions by pal2008b
leftector
Here is an example leftector that is guaranted to work most of the time.
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First, ask him a question: "Do you like McDonald?".
If the answer is "no", probably he is a leftist.
Then ask the second question: "Why?"
If the answer is "because it tastes like shit", then he's not leftist. He's a normal person. I too dislike McDonald.
If the answer is "because it's blulrbb… mega corporation... blurb… american imperialism... blurb... global capitalism… blurb"..., then... there you got your leftist.
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First, ask him a question: "Do you like McDonald?".
If the answer is "no", probably he is a leftist.
Then ask the second question: "Why?"
If the answer is "because it tastes like shit", then he's not leftist. He's a normal person. I too dislike McDonald.
If the answer is "because it's blulrbb… mega corporation... blurb… american imperialism... blurb... global capitalism… blurb"..., then... there you got your leftist.
singdrome
A mental disorder -- originated in singapore -- that makes the sufferer believes that his country (i.e.: singapore for singaboreans) is a beacon of morality, clear conscience, democracy and high-civilization in the region (south east asia for singapore case).
However it also applies to people of other nations.
However it also applies to people of other nations.
WHO (world health organization) chief: "Hey, we only have 99 names in our list of mental disorders."
His assistant: That's because we took homosexuality out back in the 70's.
WHO chief: Well, just put singdrome in, then we'll have a perfect list of 100 disorders.
His assistant: That's because we took homosexuality out back in the 70's.
WHO chief: Well, just put singdrome in, then we'll have a perfect list of 100 disorders.