simple as 

Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.

"Vote Tory. Simple as." -- Greggs

simple as by Norf Man November 9, 2020

simple as simple does

Easy.

Anon: Imma hack the BBC, simple as simple does...
NWH: WTF are you on about!?

simple as simple does by MrSherlockholmes July 28, 2016

simple as that 

When somebody makes an critical mistake when they're overcomplicating things that are clearly straigthforward, somebody will have to point the flaw in their argument. Most of the times this includes an simplification.

Person 1: Women have more STD than men. This means that men are sluts, because if the women were the sluts men should have equal or more STD .
Person 2: You can't conclude that. You don't know who has sex with whom. Men have less sex, less risk of STDs. Women have more sex, more likely to have STDs. Simple as that.

simple as that by FatAndLonely July 24, 2016

I Love You, Simple As 

A term used to describe your love for a certain someone. Simple as, meaning that's all there is to it, his/her love for him/her.

Daniella: 'James, it's over'
James; 'But, Daniella, I love you, simple as.'
Daniella: 'I'm sorry, it's over.' (MSN Chat)
James: 'But I love you, simple as!'

I Love You, Simple As by Nisa Taj December 18, 2011

As Simple As Snow

This is a secret. Don't tell anyone.

Our little code between us. As Simple As Snow.

As Simple As Snow by Blackflame619 January 3, 2009

Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome 

The inability to enjoy a particular persons creative expression due to personal associations or personal feelings of superiority to or of the known party.

Amazed fan of a popular artist "Dat beat doe.." -proper appreciation of selected work
Personal friend of the very same artist "Simple ass nigga.." - Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome in full effect

Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome by kariusvega November 3, 2014

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021