2 definitions by Puffmcgruff

Simpkins

A tall slim character similar to Kramer on the hit TV show Seinfeld. A man from the decent of Lonnie. A white man who confuses himself as a black man.

Simpkins hit the doobie and circled his van around the block for hours.

by Puffmcgruff May 27, 2013

Charlie Vinegars

Smelly socks with a sour scent to them.

Uncle Tom took his Charlie Vinegars off and waved them in Simpkins face.

by Puffmcgruff June 14, 2013