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Simkins syndrome
A rare mental disorder for
Introverted individuals, who has a hate for people and constantly has a lust to expose others weaknesses
Introverted individuals, who has a hate for people and constantly has a lust to expose others weaknesses
Simkins syndrome by Skater oh February 20, 2021
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Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins)
The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:
1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.
The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.
The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."
(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."
(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."
Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."
(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"
(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."
(person #2) "Never heard of it."
(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."
Example #3 (60 years ago)
(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."
(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."
(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."
(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."
Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."
(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"
(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."
(person #2) "Never heard of it."
(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."
Example #3 (60 years ago)
(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."
(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."
(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins) by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010
brian simkins
the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian
brian simkins by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022
Deivids Simkuns Pinkuns
Is a nicotine, energy drink-filled angry redhead man that gets pissed over everything and smashes things apart for no reason, and gets mad over ''yo momma'' jokes. He also likes to play a lot of Fortnite.
Look out of Deivids Simkuns Pinkuns! He just broke a table and punched me in the ribs for no reason!
Deivids Simkuns Pinkuns by Don Woodrif January 17, 2022
Ryan Simpkins
Ryan Simpkins (born March 25, 1998) is an American actor, known for their performances in films such as Pride and Glory, A Single Man, Revolutionary Road, and Fear Street Part Two: 1978. Their younger brother is actor Ty Simpkins. Ryan is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns.
Source: Wikipedia
Source: Wikipedia
Ryan Simpkins by The Walking Psychopath January 2, 2022