Simon Lo

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Mr. Simon Lo

Mr. Simon Lo
Teacher in LSC
Weight: 250lb+
BMI: 30+
Age: 59 (as of 15.2.2022)
Enemy: Mr. Au Yeung Chuk Kwong
Diseases: diabetes
Teaching Subjects: Integrated Science, Physics
Likes: jokes, shouting in lab, recording video, 曬命
Dislikes: Mr. Au Yeung, sweetened coffee, people playing in lab, people not submitting homework, people laughing at his 'magnificent physique'

Mr. Simon Lo daily:

wake up
eat
run to catch the bus (but fails)
walks to school
falls down
walks again
gets to school
goes up
waves hand
punch Mr. Au Yeung on the head
waves hand again
goes to toilet
(last 4 items x10)
rushes to catch 42 bus back home (then fails again)
waits and catches next bus
gets back home
eats
records video
eats again
plays Chinese music
eats
sleeps

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 14, 2022

Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by PDa cdc137 August 25, 2023

Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by CDC 137 August 25, 2023

Simon loaders

Vodka lime and soda

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice

by PBod August 25, 2023

love, simon

A movie (based off the book “Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda) that revolves around a closest gay kid in his senior year of high school named Simon Spier (played by Nick Robinson). He starts to secretly chat with another closest gay kid in his school through email, they disguise their identities by using nicknames. Simon’s was “Jacques” and the love interests was “Blue”. Another student at the school finds out about Simons secret and blackmails him and forces Simon to set him up with one of his friends. This is one of the first mainstream LGBTQ+ movies released by a major studio like Fox.

Linda: what LGBT movie is there for us to watch?
Tina: how about Love, Simon?

by MallHunter May 21, 2018

Lord Simon

A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

Lord Simon is A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

by Noonemesseswithromansionis February 9, 2020