13 definitions by Jack Townshend
by Jack Townshend June 29, 2006
Tiffany has an obsessive hate for dogs. She has a dog anti-fetish.
Rick has an obsessive hate for getting his girlfriend in the ass. He has an anal sex anti-fetish.
Rick has an obsessive hate for getting his girlfriend in the ass. He has an anal sex anti-fetish.
by Jack Townshend December 23, 2006
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means."
- Clarence Darrow
- Clarence Darrow
A: Are you agnostic?
B: Yeah.
A: Any good quotes about it?
B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.
B: Yeah.
A: Any good quotes about it?
B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.
by Jack Townshend October 29, 2006
The dance you do when you're stoned.
Goes a little something like this:
You wave your arms about whilst skipping in a small circle. Making odd noises is optional.
Goes a little something like this:
You wave your arms about whilst skipping in a small circle. Making odd noises is optional.
by Jack Townshend June 22, 2006
Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.
He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.
House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.
Announcer is Joel Godard.
He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.
House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.
Announcer is Joel Godard.
by Jack Townshend June 30, 2006
Country Music + Personality + Attitude = Johnny Cash
He was great, he had a great message. Like others have said, he MADE rock n roll, punk, anything worth listening to.
God decided Jesus wasn't worth sending back to earth, so he gave us Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer.
Then he killed them both.
Rest In Peace
He was great, he had a great message. Like others have said, he MADE rock n roll, punk, anything worth listening to.
God decided Jesus wasn't worth sending back to earth, so he gave us Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer.
Then he killed them both.
Rest In Peace
by Jack Townshend March 12, 2006
Fact:
A conservative talkshow host that has show on the radio, where he discusses politics and current events.
My Opinion:
He is a racist tool, a drug addict, and a disgrace to society.
A conservative talkshow host that has show on the radio, where he discusses politics and current events.
My Opinion:
He is a racist tool, a drug addict, and a disgrace to society.
by Jack Townshend June 20, 2006