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symington
symington is a scottish name given to retards and homosexuals. they cannot get girls so they arse rape men. most of them also like donkey punches, golden baths and hot pockets
symington by sick 'n' twisted May 18, 2007
Related Words
symington • Simington • Mrs. Simington • lymington • Singtong • Lymington Waffle • Sammington • Sexington • shmintons • Simpington
Singtong
Anyone named Singtong is a bottom bitch boy. They are playboys who aren't really playboys and always end up crying because no one loves them. Probably got into a fatal car crash cause damn they have a face not even their own mother could love. AND NEVER EVER SAY A SINGTONGS NAME IT WILL UNLEASH A HORRIBLE BEAST UPON THIS WORD CALLED THEIR "HAPPINESS"
Singtong by bobthebuilderthepimplord July 12, 2020
sumintono
"eeeekkk!! disgusting" - "eeeekkkk! Its like Sumintono"
"omg, ur handwrite is awful" - "omg, ur handwrite is like Sumintono"
"damn!" - "Sumintono!"
"dont be such a retard!" - "dont be like Sumintono!"
etc etc et cetera
"omg, ur handwrite is awful" - "omg, ur handwrite is like Sumintono"
"damn!" - "Sumintono!"
"dont be such a retard!" - "dont be like Sumintono!"
etc etc et cetera
Singtong
Singtong by Singtongs wife October 20, 2020
Slamington
V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.
N. statement of displeasure.
This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne
N. statement of displeasure.
This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne
Slamington by James November 15, 2003
sipington city
when you ya boi go to walmart and squire the dog piss (ingredients for lean) and drink it until you lose your shit and you have entered sipington city (sipington city is not a place it's a location)
bro1: Bro remember last night and we went to sipington city
bro2: yea bro shit go so crazy we stole a garden gnome for someone's yard
bro2: yea bro shit go so crazy we stole a garden gnome for someone's yard
sipington city by NO.1 GOBLIN April 23, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
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