Simes 

Coolest last name possible. Probably comes from England or Ireland.

How it goin Simes.. Hey Simes.. SIMES!!!!

Simes by Oliver H. March 4, 2008

simes 

its a very lucky heterosexual guy with a bick cock

simes

simes by very lucky guy123 April 28, 2020

simes 

hello its me, i just wanna dance... leviosAAAAAAAA

simes

simes by very lucky guy123 April 28, 2020

jacob simes 

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.

Jacob Simes is my love.

jacob simes by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016

Clown Sides 

The appearance of a vast amount of pubic hair protruding from beyond the bikini line, resembling the hairdo of Krusty the Klown from, "The Simpsons."

When Holly took off her pants, I assumed that 50 people would have jumped out of her panties based on those clown sides.

Clown Sides by UrbanBurban February 28, 2015

Sanders Sides 

An ongoing YouTube series created by the EX-viner Thomas Sanders.

Me: Aw man Sanders Sides is such a good series!!
Everyone around me: wtf is that??

Sanders Sides by tinajbee November 2, 2019

Siamese Suck Off 

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

Siamese Suck Off by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012