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Simón
Simon is a person with a good personality he is strong and will be committed to what he does. but dont worry he still has a good sense of humor and will be chill .mostly. But one thing to always remember around a Simón (pronounced Simone) don’t call them Simon .
Person1: ohh should I go annoy simón
Person2:well if you do you won’t like the ending
Person1:well then I will just tell him a joke
Person2:sounds good
Person2:well if you do you won’t like the ending
Person1:well then I will just tell him a joke
Person2:sounds good
Simón by Simonotheboss2010 August 25, 2021
Simon
Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He might not be prince charming, but he is a sweetheart. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.
Simon
A cute, easygoing boy with many layers. He who tries his best to please his friends and everybody that he loves. He is very silly and funny, with a kid-like sense of humor. The best boyfriend material in existence. Maybe not a hunk, but definitely a keeper.
He can be a little bit grumpy sometimes. Becomes a sourpuss from little things that other people probably wouldn’t even notice.
Still, when it comes to his lover, he has a heart bigger than anyone on this planet. He will spend his life looking for someone to give all his love to. He won’t ever do them wrong. He will always be there.
His innocence and simplicity needs to be protected because it’s incredibly special and rare.
He can be a little bit grumpy sometimes. Becomes a sourpuss from little things that other people probably wouldn’t even notice.
Still, when it comes to his lover, he has a heart bigger than anyone on this planet. He will spend his life looking for someone to give all his love to. He won’t ever do them wrong. He will always be there.
His innocence and simplicity needs to be protected because it’s incredibly special and rare.
What? You don’t know what Pegging is? You’re definitely a Simon.
Did you just bring me flowers out of no where? Oh, Simon!
Did you just bring me flowers out of no where? Oh, Simon!
Simon by Pai_it_right December 9, 2019
Simon
Simon by Dancing with Fire February 25, 2012
Simon
An amazing person who is often too shy to say what he needs. Gives amazing cuddles and when in a silly mood can make even the grumpiest person laugh. Can spit out rapid-fire puns and will often be seen playing Pokemon furiously. Often have amazing green eyes and perfect bodies. Insanely smart at science, the best boyfriends a person could ask for.
Words to describe a Simon:
- Lovable
- Wonderful
- Unforgettable
- Humorous
- Sweet
- Trustworthy
- Friendly
Words to describe a Simon:
- Lovable
- Wonderful
- Unforgettable
- Humorous
- Sweet
- Trustworthy
- Friendly
Mum: "So how was your day, honey?"
Child: "It was amazing!!! I saw Simon at recess and he cheered me up from my horrible maths test..."
Mum: "He sounds lovely."
Child: "Oh, he is. I love Simon."
Child: "It was amazing!!! I saw Simon at recess and he cheered me up from my horrible maths test..."
Mum: "He sounds lovely."
Child: "Oh, he is. I love Simon."
Simon by RoseDreamer March 19, 2013
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