Silversurfer 

Older people using the world wide web.

Dude, look at this guy in the internet cafe. I think he is a least 70 years old.

Yes, a Silversurfer.

Silversurfer by krokant February 7, 2009

silversurfer 

The definition of silversurfer: A human being, that is hard stuck or struggles to get out of silver. Or an idiot you lane against that is complete garbage. (talking about the salty moba called League of Legends)

holy shiet you are a silver surfer, hey guys im a silversurfer pls boost me. I AM NOT A SILVERSURFER.

silversurfer by ketsuya June 6, 2017

silver surfer syndrome

A problem that occurs when a left handed person smears as the write causing in areas of the hans turned silver.

Guy1: Dude being left handed sucks

Guy2: Let me guess silver surfer syndrome

KGuy1: Yep

silver surfer syndrome by Proto Assassin October 27, 2013

silver surfer 

Someone who is over 50 who uses the Internet, silver meaning the colour of hair commonly associated with the over 50s.

My Dad is a silver surfer.

silver surfer by James Padgett April 9, 2004

silver surfer 

A sex position where you have the Mrs in doggy style (ass up face down) and you mount her from behind on your knees and swing one of your feet over her shoulder and put it on her head / face (bare foot) and you grab both her arms and hold them while you put weight on the side of her face with your foot and the other knee. Next begin thrusting deep inside her.

Dude; "hey buddy you know that chick I took home last night"

Buddy; "ya dude, what happened?"
Dude; " I did the silver surfer to her last night"

Buddy; " awesome dude"
Dude; " ya she loved it"

silver surfer by mak6 May 4, 2011

SilverServer

A DC++ Hub that lacks Intellect to keep it running more than a few weeks

"Man That Hub is SOOO Crap"

SilverServer by Jucitelli April 30, 2005

Silver Surfer Surfboard 

A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act:

Preparation-

Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…)

How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard-

• If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back.

• Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out.

• Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot.

• Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you.

• Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well.

• Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard!

*Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners.

Aftermath-

Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.

I just gave Margret a Silver Surfer Surfboard.

Silver Surfer Surfboard by Musty Musk Man October 9, 2023