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National Call Toby Silly Day 

If you see Toby From the Kaiju Paradise Server you need to call him silly
This is the silliest day fr

You: hi toby

Toby: meow

You: you are silly toby

Toby: meow

you just called toby silly
thats how National Call Toby Silly Day works

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally 

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"

Slap my ass and call me Sally 

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

Well spank my ass and call me sally 

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally 

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave
*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally 

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence
When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.