Definitions by DougieT

Tuna Pants

The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.

"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"

On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"

Tuna Pants by DougieT May 30, 2006

Well spank my ass and call me sally 

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

Well spank my ass and call me sally by DougieT May 30, 2006

Skigalti-Skagalti 

The act of going down a staircase on your arse with legs stretched out straight in front of you.

"Lets go down the stairs skigalti-skagalti!"

Skigalti-Skagalti by DougieT May 30, 2006