Sijmen
Sijmen is an incredible guy, he is always there to help anyone and spends his time in helping people. He is social and he would be in a weird situation if he isn’t happy and very active, he is intelligent and he isn’t shy at all.
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Simen
A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
If there only were on religion in the world, it would be called Simen, and the bible, Kamasutra.
Simen love sex and usually get what he wants. Watch out.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
If there only were on religion in the world, it would be called Simen, and the bible, Kamasutra.
Simen love sex and usually get what he wants. Watch out.
Simen by jgsldrhgsildruhdgkl May 6, 2013
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Simen-moment
Reoccuring events where a person does something retarded. The name comes from the famous Simen, who would do a lot of stoopid things
Simen-moment by OhMyGodItzLeo March 25, 2022
Simen
A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simen. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire. Hung Like a Dragon Used to describe someone that needs a smart, intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy Shit, that is one Simen cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simen, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simen.
Damn, why are you so damn Simen, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simen.
Simen by superduude October 28, 2010
Siemen de Piemen
Siemen de Piemen is a very bad disease in the netherlands!.
Siemen de Piemen also means shit i got rejected by a girl.
Siemen de Piemen also means shit i got rejected by a girl.
ah i have got Siemen de Piemen for the twenty-first time mayble i am just a loser like Postbode Siemen and mathilde.
Siemen de Piemen by Postbode Siemen June 6, 2018
Simmen Stenil
Simmen Stenil by therapist August 19, 2003
Sijmon
A Sijmon is a man who places fake 'silent' letters in his name so that he can appear European and therefore exotic.
That big creepy Aussie bloke over there reckons he's Dutch. He keeps approaching people from behind. Now he's trying to hit on the male bartender. He's such a Sijmon.
Sijmon by The Real Sabretooth March 19, 2014
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